Tuesday, October 11, 2011
As it turns out, today is a big day for us. Fruit flies have invaded our house. We noticed a couple when we got back from Orlando. Now it appears that this couple has discovered each other, fallen in love, and shared a marriage bed about 1,000 times. Their spawns are quickly making themselves at home. And it also appears that the spawns are partaking in incestuous behavior because they are reproducing at a rate similar to...well, I won't go there. It looks like all that preparedness training from Dad is going to pay off. If they don't surrender peacefully, they're not going to enjoy being introduced to my friends Smith and Wesson.